hmnx:

inquisitorkells:

tamorapierce:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

dentist visits

MOVING.

HAUNTED HOUSE

hmnx:

inquisitorkells:

tamorapierce:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

dentist visits

MOVING.

HAUNTED HOUSE

(Source: etchpea, via psychah-delic)



blastortoise:

it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via psychah-delic)


tastefullyoffensive:

[themeandoggie]

realwonders4u:

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th


Lmao!

When someone calls me attractive image

(Source: josholdridge, via kiiiiirby)


(via kiiiiirby)


thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

(via kiiiiirby)


immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

image

(via kiiiiirby)


"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

(via greeneyesblondehair)


"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."
– my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

(via greeneyesblondehair)


hyperbolequeen:

you know what the stupidest award is

perfect attendance

why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it

where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here

(via forever-and-alwayss)


kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via forever-and-alwayss)


enervat:

craiganthonywells:

walmarts:

if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?

The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught

wait, does “shag” not mean the same thing in other countries?

(via greeneyesblondehair)


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Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, and it keeps no record of being wronged. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices in truth. It always protects, always hopes, always perserveres. Love never fails.| you don't drown by falling into the water, you drown by staying there --